I find it really funny that men have penises

I am a girl, and when I first saw a dick I found it hilarious. It got me thinking about poor men, like, they have these little wormy things between their legs, and a scrunched up little sack under that. Then when they run or walk briskly their dick just flops around all over the place, while their balls just bounce up and down like basketballs. And from the guys I have been with often their dicks are like a different shade from the rest of their bodies which makes it even funnier, like it’s a snap-on attachment they bought in the wrong color. And when they get hard the blood just rushes in and now they have a stiff boner that’s just sitting there, and they need to jerk off like a monkey or find someone to have sex with. It would be like my finger just sometimes swelling up and getting stiff and I need stroke it hard or stuff it into someone’s mouth to calm it down. And all the while grunting and panting, and then in the end when they come their dick just goes limp and soft and shrinks back down and hangs there in a sad way. It’s so fucking hilarious to me!