Secret PTO...🤫

I don’t keep a lot of secrets from my wife and family as a father of three beautiful kids who I love to death. But sometimes, in secret, I’ll plan a day when all of my kids will be at school and my wife will be working a full day. i get up early, make breakfast, walk the dogs, take the kids to school, and then tell my wife I’m heading off to work. Right as she’s about to leave, I circle the block, go back home, call in sick, and just sleep in on PTO for the entire day. It’s honestly some of the happiest days of my life being able to go back to sleep at like 8:30 in the morning and sleep straight through until about 1:00 or 2:00 p.m. It’s amazing. It's a secret I'll take to my grave with me. My wife has yet to catch on.