Pooped on trumps golf course

So about 4 months ago I got Covid. I was visiting my boyfriend’s family the following weekend and thankfully recovered in time. My stomach, however, had not fully recovered. I always have gastrointestinal problems after having Covid. Anyway, we went out to lunch, me, my boyfriend, his mom, and his grandpa. I regrettably ordered a really greasy burger. Well after finishing up we all got back in the car and headed home. That’s when the belly gurgles started. I was struck by the intense need to diarrhea. Well we were on a main highway with no upcoming exits. My boyfriend’s mom was driving and I requested that we pull over somewhere because I really could not hold it. We pulled over on the side of the road in front of some shrubs and I swiftly ran into the bushes for cover. My boyfriend and his mom waited in the car while I squatted behind some bushes and let it out. Come to find out, we had pulled over at a golf course entrance. From a far, we noticed a golf cart security officer start to approach us. My boyfriend gave me his socks right off his feet to wipe with since there was no toilet paper. He and his mom ushered me back into the car before the officer caught me. As we pulled away, we all realized it was the entrance to the Trump International Golf Club. So basically I pooped on Trumps course