I lowk wish I was a dude so I could be gay.

I am a straight woman, but I lowkey wish I was a dude so I could be gay. I don't have the trans thing where I feel like a dude, I just wish I was a dude so I could fuck another dudes butt, or maybe get fucked in the butt, or maybe rim another dude, idk. To this you could respond "you could do all those things as a woman, like rimming, and if you want to fuck a dudes butt, just peg them," and yeah, while that's technically true, it just doesn't hit the same. Not to mention that male genitalia is so much cooler than female genitalia, you literally have a cannon attached to your balls. This probably isn't the normal kinda post on here, but I just needed to get it off my chest since I have no one I could tell it to.