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r
rickastleysanchez
I poop the perfect poops
The one solid piece, smooth, clean wipe. Every. Single. Time.
I *never* used to have these but once a month at best.
My doctor said don't question it and let it be.
It started this past December. I had been recovering from a car accident (August). They did have to stitch up my large intestine, but never mentioned it to me, I only found out from reading the doctors a few months after the accident. So from August to December, I was mostly in bed and constipation hit hard. I would regularly go 2-3 days without pooping, the longest maybe 7 days. Overnight laxative became my friend for far too long.
I knew I had to stop taking laxatives, so I just did and hoped for the best. Somehow my bowl movement reset into the most perfect poops every time. I am not joking when I say since December, ALL of my shits have been solid logs.
My diet does not cater to these type of movements. I drink beer every night, I eat garbage, take-out half the week at night, and usually steak or ground beef at work during the day.
I'm eating cold pizza and cinnamon cashews right now and drinking a beer, I promise tomorrow morning Nessie will be in my toilet.
I love it, but it kind of worries me lol
^Yes ^I ^know ^I ^need ^to ^work ^on ^all ^aspects ^of ^my ^life
7.09 AM - Aug 5, 2026