Highly embarrassing moment with my neighbor yesterday evening

I was chilling on my balcony in boxers and a tank top, smoking a cigarette after a long day. Thought nobody could see me because it's dark and I'm on the 7th floor. Suddenly my downstairs neighbor (the grandma type who always feeds pigeons) opens her window right below and yells up: "Hey, young man! Your... thing is hanging out!" I look down — my dick literally slipped out of the boxer leg hole while I was sitting with legs spread. Full moon view for the entire courtyard. I yelp, yank my boxers up so fast I almost nut myself, drop the cigarette which lands on her windowsill still lit. She calmly picks it up with tongs, looks up and says: "Next time wear normal pants, dear. And put it away before you scare the pigeons." Then closes the window like it's Tuesday. I stood there frozen for a solid minute, then crawled back inside on all fours so nobody else sees. Now every time I go out to the balcony I check my fly 17 times and whisper "sorry pigeons". No biggie, balcony privileges revoked forever. 😭