I trusted a fart on a 12 hour flight

I was preparing for a long red eye so l decided to have a big meal before hand. Taco Bell was closest to my gate so I got a couple of quesadillas. They were incredibly greasy and wet. About 2 hours into the flight my stomach started rumbling. I figured it was just gas from the cheese. I never shit on planes, so I wasn't gonna try now. When my stomach went to full gas chamber mode, I figured I'd let one rip. Both people next to me were sleeping. To my absolute horror...IT WAS NOT A FART! I rushed out of my seat, and woke up the guy next to me (I was in the middle seat) I waddled to the bathroom stinking like a sewer rat shit out by a bear, I realized a mom and young kid were in line for the bathroom. The mom smelled my stench and rushed by to her seat. I think she said something to the flight attendant because soon after that they rushed me to the first class bathroom. I had to change clothes afterward. I have never been so mortified.