My new GF told me I have a "perfect dick" and she has no clue I bought it.

We finally hooked up for the first time last night. Afterward, she was literally gushing about how "perfect" the size and shape is. She thinks I just hit the genetic lottery. I just smiled and played it cool, acting like it’s no big deal. Inside I was thinking: No shit. I literally flew all the way to a surgical hospital in Chongqing to build this thing. It cost me $14k and two months of absolute hel no jerking off, no sex. It better be perfect. I didn't lose my dick, I just upgraded to a "fake dick." Long live the fake dick!