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CompleteMycologist45
Farted while having sex for the first time
I have never told anyone this. I was always so embarrassed and ashamed that I did it. In high school, I had this girlfriend. One day a few months into the relationship, she asked me if I wanted to try it for the first time. I say yes and we do it. Mid session, she was on top, and I was leaned up against the headboard.
I had this awful urge to fart but I couldn’t just stuff it away. My gut sounded like it was microwaving silverware. I tried to fight it, but it broke loose. Couple of seconds go by, and she stops. I look up and she’s staring at me. She goes, “did you just fucking fart”. I look at her like and look away while swearing I didn’t do a thing. She got off and walked out.
It was rank. Think of the worst thing you’ve smelled, it was worse. Yeesh.
Just needed to get it out.
TL;DR: blew booty wind while losing my virginity. No smell good.
Edit: I am a man
7.07 AM - Aug 5, 2026