I fucked a water wriggler for science

Okay lowkey clickbait but I just wanted to report my findings. I don’t actually have the equipment for this but I was laying on my boyfriend’s chest and said something along the lines of “if I was a guy I’d wanna fuck on of those arcade squishy toys with the fish in them.” And my boyfriend casually said “I have one of those.” I nodded and joked he should try it for me, and he repeated the joke that it simply wouldn’t work because of the tension and blah blah blah. I looked at him with my typical “can I please?” Face and he nodded, laughing. It was for science. So here’s the scientific findings: Initial test, just the wiggler Hypothesis (mine): will feel refreshing as it’s kinda cold Hypothesis (his): won’t move or fit Observations upon testing: felt “just fine” and “is really cold. Like putting your dick in a jello cup” He complained it was dry so there was minimal friction, but the wiggler did move Second test (fixing the cold) Hypothesis: will feel better, be less jarring and feel closer to a lady Observations upon testing: moved the same, still felt odd but was better, just made him want something different and was not very satisfying Third test (lubricant) Hypothesis: wiggler would resemble a pocket pussy Observations: he enjoyed it more, but was more interested while watching me lick the inside of it than having it on. Overall conclusion: it was fine, nothing to write home about and certainly not worth doing again,