I just had the worst shitting session of my life

the pressure woke me up. I ran into the bathroom and sat down. couldnt go, pushed a couple of times. finally i did one gentle push and it was like a damn rocket came flying out and suddenly the flood gates were opened. I think it was a whole 30 minutes, maybe 45, and it just kept coming. every small push was liquid and I just kept going until it was over. the pressure finally lifted and I thought thank god. did one final push, a little came out but nothing much, and so I finished my battle by cleaning myself off and I layed down. i shook, violently. was sweating, crying . never am i ever going to eat Eanda Pxpress ever again. I have never felt that type of intense pain before and I have zero intentions of feeling it in the future.