I gave up peanut butter and i've been having the best shits of my life

I LOVE peanut butter... absolutely love it. I'm a large and very active man, I eat a lot of salads, eggs, meat, fruit, oatmeal, cereal, and fucking peanut butter and jellies. Despite a large amount of food and taking greens powders and drinking kombucha daily, my poops have never been adequate. They've been twice a day, like clockwork, but I hadn't felt satisfied from a poop in a long time. I went on vacation for 4 weeks a few months ago and I forgot to pack my peanut butter when I was packing the RV but I packed my wife's peanut butter and I just figured i'd eat some of hers but I never did. After about a week into the trip, I was pooping like 3-4 bowl filling poops a day... I was actually becoming concerned about how much I was shitting. I was literally filling half the toilet bowl with these giant turds, 3-4 times a day, for about a week (I was having a hard time flushing them down the RV toilet, I thought about the "poop knife" story that I read years ago and was like "now I understand!"). After that initial week, It calmed down to my normal 2 a day poops but they were LARGE. I dropped a whole pant size by the time I got home. Fast forward, I get back home, immediately start eating peanut butter and start taking my smaller poops again... I just figured it was because of lack of stress while on vacation that my body "let go", so to speak. Finally, one day, it hit me that I didnt eat peanut butter while on vacation and I decided to experiment by cutting my beloved PB&J's out again. Lo and behold I started taking extremely large and girthy dumps again, I've been so satisfied after my daily dukes but my life feels so empty without my PB&J's... I feel like a crackhead, I know they're bad for me but I want them SO bad. I tried almond butter but that shit sucks and isnt even worth eating. Anyway, thats my confession... I want peanut butter, i want it bad... but I also want to take enormous shits and I cant have both :'( Edit- Funny story, I always do 2 poops in the morning, 1 before my morning run, and 1 after I get home and drink my coffee and im totally done for the day. The day that my asshole decided to start it's weeklong journey to expelling all of its contents, I was on the side of a mountain, on a very busy trail with nowhere to shit. I had to penguin walk down the mountain (you know, the walk where you clench your ass cheeks together and walk as fast as possible so out dont shit yourself) and there was a little teeny tiny gas station that literally closed 3 minutes before I got there. I then proceeded to penguin walk the mile to the RV, It was 28 degrees outside but I was pouring sweat and when I sat down, my asshole literally erupted. Im glad my wife stayed behind and hiked the trail because I moaned more sitting on that toilet than I did on our wedding night