I stole a dwarf apple tree from Sam’s Club, now that mf has hella apples.

About four years ago I jacked an apple tree in the Sam’s parking lot. I typically don’t let my intrusive thoughts get the best of me but this time it did. As I was walking in to get my groceries I thought about taking a peach tree on the way out. Then I thought nah, I can do so much more with an apple tree; Apple pie, apples in my oatmeal, apples and peanut butter, apple tar tar, you get the point. I couldn’t stop thinking about it as I walked around grabbing all my bulk shit. I walked out and started towards the trees, not a blue vest in sight. I did it! I threw it on the back of my truck, took her home, planted her next to my crib not thinking much of it. Over the years I’ve taken care of her the best I can and last year it finally started growing apples. I want to be happy but I can’t help but thinking about how I stole it and didn’t pay that $25.99. Y’all wanna see a pic?