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I pretend to be interested in my best friend's baby.

So. My best friend just had a baby a few months ago and she sends me daily updates. Photos, videos, a description of what the baby did today (a combination of eat, puke, poop, sleep).I must confess that I never even watch the videos all the way, I just click on it for a second so I can make a relevant comment. Babies and children are so deeply uninteresting to me. But I'll always heart react and say things like "He's so cute 🥰", "Wow his nose looks just like his papa"(this is a big lie, all babies look exactly the same to me including this one), "He is so clever" etc because I love my friend and want her to be happy. Sometimes you make sacrifices for the people you love, and in this case I'm giving up looking at silly animal videos on the toilet to gas up this infant that I've never even met.
7.08 AM - Aug 5, 2026

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